Dubya’s Shoephobia!

SHOEPHOBIA

SHOEPHOBIA

A lot has been said and shown about George  W Bush on the internet and youtube videos.Its not a surprise that he was the most watched person on the internet humour mills.In the history Bush may go down as the popular joker and entertainer .However what happened in the Iraqi press conference during his farewell tour was simply too comic.During his speech a pair of shoe were thrown  at him by a Iraqi TV journalist  MUNTADAR AL-ZEIDI.It was a farewell gift from Iraqi as he commented after being  roughed up by security personal. Dubya remembers that it was a size 10 shoe.It was commonly reported that Bush Junior was shooed away!

Now internet humour pundits will make it an agenda and bloggers shall be working overtime to increase the popularity of their blogs.Humour at Dubya’s expense.Now that Bush will be out of office who will keep us entertained? President Obama is too serious to make any dent on internet humour circles.Bill Clinton did his part with Monica Levinsky.

People blame  Dubya for all the problems in the world but they forget that their was an entire team who was pushing him into these blunders.Why no one is pulling Dick Cheney or Rumsfeld for these blunders in Iraq?Dubya is being made an scape goat for killing 2 million people in Iraq and Afghanistan.To me, he looks  like a simple guy who loves his golf and American football.He  is too unintelligent to make any major moves without anybody forcing him to move .So clearly he might have been pushed by Cheney and Rumsfeld to do things which would have benefited the company “HALLIBURTON” or CARLYL GROUP.

George W shall be afraid of flying shoes all his life and may suffer from shoephobia.He is unlikely to visit any footwear showrooms for next few years.He might even get nightmares about shoe monsters turning blue on him.Imagine the trauma Bush junior will face all his life.He might use influence in Washington to block any fundings for the likes of NIKE OR REEBOK,PUMA ETC.He might even forbid his cute wife to wear footwear

And retreat to their ranch in Texas and declare himself “George of the Jungle”.

The Great US Auto Bailout!

Auto Bailout america

The auto bailout has collapsed during the senate procedural vote.This was the top news on CNN today.I had no doubts that these bailouts plans are not viable.
American auto industry is old enough to understand the meaning of innovation.However the boses in Detroit were to pampered to understand the changing scenario in world auto trends.When you are the boss of a giant industry you should also try and understand the mentality of your end clients.Its all well to have plush board meetings and gross over working seminars on palm beach but altogether a different ball game when understanding the consumer requirements.Japanese are not only innovative but quite adaptable too.Even the Chinese and the Indians are making better autos than the Americans for last 20 years or so!German engineering has an edge when it comes to auto technology along with the Japanese but India and Chinese are catching up too.In Detroit the Americans were sleeping for last 20 years and suddenly woken up to the harsh reality of loosing a considerable part of market share but technological excellence too.Financial crisis took its toll and now the Detroit group is on all fours asking for tax payers money pretending to bounce back.Washington asks them for a plan, and they come out with a dead turkey!
World has changed since Henry Ford went for mass production of cars.Today the emphasis is on smaller and more greener car.We humans have taken environment for granted and time is running out for a major disaster to happen.Oil lobby in Washington had for many years prevented any green fuels or technology to emerge.Oil industry funds the auto lobby in Washington and hence Saudi Arabia benefits and funds terrorism across globe.
This is exactly the time to put an end to all these rubbish lobby groups in pentagon.They corrupt the politicians and hence the public suffers because of half hearted policies of the government.This was exactly the reason why Bush made a mockery out of Kyoto protocol.Yes I understand that jobs will be lost but they will be lost anyway as all that bailout money will be ill used.When Detroit dosnt have any plans for making small ,fuel efficient cars,hence consumers will not buy anything for them.Jobs will be gone anyway!
Better still call the European and Japanese companies in Detroit and retrain the workforce for making fuel efficient and green cars.Hybrid cars are getting popular so why not invest money in those ventures.This will weaken the oil lobby in Washington and make way for researchers to get more funds for environment friendly technology to emerge.

Indian Inteligence goofed big time!

Indian inteligence goof up!

Islamic terrorists struck Indian Mumbai and the Indian Intelligence were caught scratching their balls!The 3 day ordeal was being telecast live on all the channels and our bimbos made no effort to stop that-again caught scratching their arsehole.The dumbfounded Mumbai police tried at the last minute but failed miserably until national guards were called in 9 hrs later when many lives were lost.Thanks to NSG Indian commandos many lives were saved from the barbarians across the border.

India has RAW(Research and analysis wings),the CBI, Intelligence bureau(IB) but all were caught shagging unawares.During the second day it was very clearly portrayed on the TV that a terrorist has been caught alive and his name is so and so!Now this is what puzzles me.Why are you declaring on the TV that a particular terrorist has been caught alive? This will make his accomplices outside take adequate precautions and flee the country or hide somewhere.This situation and blunder beats me.The accomplices concerned will definitely understand that as the sought criminal will sing before the interrogators ,they will take the adequate steps.If there is something else to this blunder which I fail to understand,please do enlighten me.On the top of it you are permitting the scandalous Indian media to transmit live pictures of the commando positions thus putting their lives in jeopardy!

Indian Intelligence goofed up big time!

It is very clear from the reports coming that all agencies were aware that an attack will take place in Mumbai at the following locations,why they did’nt act.This time the public cought them with their pants down!

It’s a shame that a projected superpower has to take help from FBI and Israelis.Ithink the problem is the way our intelligence is recruited.There should be a special process which identifies bright pupil in the school level with good minds and train them.They can defend our country.We have to go to the basics and choose our cadets carefully and get them trained by Mossad,FSB(former KGB),FBI and Scotland yard in special technique.

Another main pointis that all these departments along with internal security be headed by a panel consisting of judges,Retired army officers and prominent civilians like proffesorsb etc.Politicainsshould be kept away from any of these departments.Then we can hope to see an effective intelligence.Intelligence has to be intelligent!

Dedicated to commandos of Mumbai attack.

Dedicated to NSG commandos-India

The Mumbai Attack

The Taj mahal hotel is the most beautiful building in Mumbai.It was designed and built by Jamsedji Tata one of the founders of TATA empire in 1903 because he was restricted entry into an adjacent hotel by the white British officers who were controlling India at that time.

It belongs to Tata group of hotels and is one of the top luxury hotels in the world.It is accompanied by newly built Taj towers which is multistoried hotel adjacent to it.However recently both were pounded by Islamic terrorist from Pakistan.It was a painful site to see many people dead and beautiful Taj being destroyed.The aim of the terrorist is to spread terror.However Islamic terrorists are even dangerous because they extra motivated by fundamentalists causes.They step down from being humans to being animals.They have no regard for a child and women and innocent old people and they kill anyone anytime.Needless to say muslims also live in different parts of the world but no one is as dangerous and animal like the one’s in Pakistan.How did Pakistan come to such a stage?Well the very foundations on which Pakistan is built is made of sand.The moment it declared itself as an Islamic republic it became a failed state rulled by proxy powers which were equally brutal and devoid of any human like characteristics.They also want that Islam should rule the world,which every one knows is never going to happen.The Taliban (the proxy Pakistani mafia) which rules Pakistan and parts of Afghanistan consists of animals of the worst kind.They are the hyna’s of the human world.They rape,they grow narcotics,they smuggle arm,they kill innocent children and women!Even the legal Pakistan government is unable to control them.Pakistan;s ISI is an integral part of this Taliban.They are also raise funds in Saudi Arabia ,UAE and other arab countries.This funds are the backbone of their operations.

In my opinion if Saudi Arabia  and Pakistan can be controlled by UN a lot can be achieved.They even send funds to India to the local muslim non profit outfits which trains local Islamic terrorists to kill innocent people in Delhi and Mumbai.In India a lot can be done by muslim organizations to control this menace but that commitment is lacking.This brings me to the question “ Are local Indian muslims helping Islamic terror organizations? This is something the Indian government must find out.So far IB and CBI have failed to move in the right direction as is very clear from the numerous attacks that India has tolerated.Main agenda is not to blame each other but to move in the right direction,otheriwise the day is not far when India will be called “Islamic republic of India”! Indonesia,Malaysia have already bowed down!We Indians should come together to stop this!

This post is dedicated in the memory of National security guards in India who bravely fought against terrorists to save many lives risking their own.Commando Sandeep Unikrishnanan and his partners who gave up their today for our tommorow.I bow my head in great regard for their bravery and courage.